passing out idea

i have an idea.

its not at all fleshed out, but i want to get it down before i lose it.

"passing out"
opens on a nature documentary style narrator discussing the history of drunk people passing out
-ancient ritual passed down
-like a marital dowry
-in more primitive times, passing out was used as a natural defense against predators. the weak (or some derisive term for lightweights) would pass out to keep creepers from trying to get... "action."
-in modern times predators have evolved, and no longer is passing out a viable defense from those looking for... "action"
- at some point start talking about new forms of protection including bringing others along with you... pass out partners if you will (with friend protecting you from passing out until someone comes along and they start making out leaving you alone, various other completely useless protection methods)
-end with remember to always have protection line, with someone pulling a gun during sex.
-somewhere in there, you have to have the phrase "gunshot-fuckin!"